Dead Michael Jackson Jokes
* Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.
* Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos, this way kids can play with him for a change.
* Reports that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack in his home are untrue… He actually died having a stroke in the children’s ward.
* In the spirit of recycling, Michael Jackson will be melted down into plastic party cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim.
Quit peeing on the seat!
So someone keeps peeing on the seat in my house, so it took a while to find images of funnys signs to hang in the bathroom. Figured since it was such a challenge i should post the pics here to help others. I just happen to have a family of ducks living outside my house so i put up the duck pissing sign to be funny lol


New phone? Yes its about time
Most people finding this site on google are downloading drivers or the ob transfer program for the razr. I since got a voyager and have posted some videos on youtube that retain me some hits back to this site.
Well now its time for my newest verizon phone, thats right its the blackberry storm
I hope to add some apps for people to download, or at least links to them.... of course they will be free as always
Zune Wallpapers & Backgrounds
Got my zune wallpaper gallery back up. Check out the link below.
http://www.zacharyowens.com/gallery/index.php?album=Zune%20Wallpaper/
Ill have to add the zip file so people can download them all, plus i gotta make a zune section somewhere here on my site... since it is one of my many obsessions
Divx & Xvid support needed for Xbox 360 and 360 media extender
(Comment at http://forums.xbox.com/26207084/ShowPost.aspx to show support so microsoft sees it.)
I just cant understand why Microsoft will not update the xbox to support DivX and Xvid video codex. I guess i just want people to post threads until we see results.
In my room is my xbox 360 ($400) and my special vga adapter ($40), my charging stations and cables ($40), my vision cam ($40) my 4 controllers ($60x4), Xbox Remote ($20), Wireless Headset ($60), my yearly live membership ($50/year).
More of my projects to come
So ive been doing alot of work with wireless routers and turning them into hotspots and capture portals using open source firmware.
I hope to have some how-tos and download links soon as i have time
PicLens... Coolest way to view photos
Piclens is an awesome add-on for firefox users that allows you to view images from websites like myspace and tons others in a 3d scrolling realm.
Abolish the federal reserve
You heard it. And Ron Paul supports it. Bring back the gold standard.
Dont Trust God or Government
Zeitgeist
